What the fuck am I playing!?
I get out of a tomb, after what seems like a required loss (Samurai) and I find myself wandering around wondering, what I am supposed to fucking do in this game.
All I’ve done thus far is kill some unfed moron cultists, fall to far to my death, nailed a few soldiers and with no purpose, well maybe to shut some of the mantra up. A mantra seemingly designed to actually trigger someone.
A directionless game, with very little rune (exp) grind. Eventually I did find the bimbo at a broken church, who wished to increase my level. I had to search for a story aspect to up my damn level!?
THAT WAS MOTHERFUCKING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck this. Elden Ring blows.
It drags on so much, I was hoping for some feminist ‘on the rag doll’ to show up with an annoying message.

Additional: Shitty typeface for a TV.